Extra Stickers (Archive Series, Vol. 1 (1998​-​present)

by D. Sticker Ensemble

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This is an ever expanding collection of songs . A collection of DSE odd's and demos that could expand or collapse within a moment. Recorded from 1998 to the present.

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released February 8, 2007

All songs written by D. Sticker and performed by D. Sticker Ensemble.

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Track Name: Ballad of Han, Luke & Leia (original version)
Han and Luke were rebels till the end
And they were friends
Leia was the love of young Lukes eye
But he was shy
And Han could tell by the way she held his hand
She needed a man
And this was dispalyed when a wookie cried in song
Something was wrong

Luke was lost out in the snow
He didnt know which way to go
He was alone
And he was cold

Young Luke nearly froze until Han arrived
And saved his life
And from there a string became attatched
And behind his back

Han didn't think about his friend
When he took Leia by the hand
She resisted then gave in
They didn't even try to pretend
This was all before they knew
Luke was her twin
Track Name: Going Slow (demo)
I got a tale, I got a tale, I got a tale to grow
I got a ticket, I got a ticket, I got a ticket to ride

I gotta go and I'm going slow
Flying by the seat of my pants
You'll look at me
And I'll just say hey now look at me
Cause here I go

Can I see you tonight
Get my targets in sight

I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it from you
I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it for me

And when I do it, I wont have to work
Cause your gonna give it for free
Look at me when I walk around
I'll be stickin' to the bottom of shoes

And then I'll go bluhh....

Where's the party tonight
Get the targets in sight

Wise men say pay for drink
Knowing just what it brings
I wont even have to think
Now my hang-low gets some stink

Deep in the pink

Where's the party tonight
Get the children inside
Track Name: Born With 3 Eye's (demo)
I'm in a town that I shouldn’t be
My bicycles torn, I'm walkin' the streets
That's where I go, and that's when you'll see
The price of deformity
Born with three eye's

Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, Born with three eye's
Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, what a surprise

Oatmeal’s sweet in the belly
But then the time comes to find me some meat
But once out the door, the penis will rise
And out pops a baby
Born with 3 eye's

Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, Born with three eye's
Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, what a surprise

And I think that I should see a shrink
But something tells me
My freak design is alright
But sometimes scary

Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, Born with three eye's
Born with three eye's (3 X's)
Oh well, what a surprise


Falling to pieces, crawling to Jesus
Why are these feelings, hovering like halo's
What was I thinking, too much and too slow
Calling to Jesus, to be my sheriff
Crawling to Jesus, to cop a heal
Coat hanger fetus, late term stunted growth
Falling to pieces, crawling to Jesus
What was I thinking, too much and too slow
Track Name: Slip On By (demo)
I'm gonna let time just slip on by
What do I care? I'll still be here
And I wont know any better when I die
So for now I'll just


And that's what I like
A wind chimed whimsical musical rhyme

But I do keep my plugged into a socket
For the things I cant just let slip on by
And not try would be a crime
So beware Dr. Pride, the evil doctor
And she is turning me on and around

And thats all fine
With no cramping style and so much time

But meanwhile all this time is slipping by
You know I just cant help but to think of all the stiffs
That she'll have to spend most of her day with
And the opportunity they had damn well better miss
With a foot trippin' on the time slipping by

'Twas long ago that I once tried
With the patient wait of a criminal mind
And she knew better
And let me just slip on by

And thats what I like
Is not letting just anyone into your life
Slip on by

Not let just anyone slip on by
Track Name: Job (demo)
Well I've got my job and I got my pay
But, I've put my lips to the vacuum shake
So whatcha gonna say to constitute
Slipping into bed with a military boot?

Now you've got to suck
A dick to maintan
If you dont like the dick your with
Try some prick for a change

Come on everybody, lets celebrate
Everyday is dick sucking day
Get down on your knees and pray
He's always in the mood when there's love to prove

But if you spend your day
In the shade and masturbate
The sun will go down, then you'll look around
And you'll have no place
To stay or sleep
Can we all just live long, prosper and compete?
It's neat and sweet
An agreement between some shadow and a creep

There's no time to be afraid
Or feel out of place.
For man or woman, it's all the same
Were taking down a scaly thing.

Take it down, take it deep
Take it down, but dont fall asleep between the sheets
It's neat and sweet
An agreement between some shadow and a creep
Track Name: Mama Give (demo)
Oh, Mama Give
Will you ever know?
God damn it baby, it's hurtin'

When you walk on by
Will you ever know?
Oh, how it hurts
God damn how it hurts

Oh, Mama Give
I like it like that
I said, oh Mama Give, I like it like that
Oh wait a minute
No I dont
Cause you walk on by
And you never know
Oh, how it hurts
Oh, how it's hurtin' me so

But oh, Mama Give
I've gotta curse
I look at you being all give
And then it hurts

You look me up and down
Then turn the other way
It aint my fault, baby
That's just how I was made

I'm a pig in the shallow mud
But I'm telling you how I be
See, I've come clean with you mama
And now I wanna get dirty

Oh, Mama Give
I'm gettin' stupid, and it shows
I see nothing else
And nothings all I know

Cause you walk on by
With your hips and your curves
And you never even know
No, you never even know
How it God damn hurts
Track Name: Demolisten Theme (female vocal)
Demolisten on Friday nights
At six o’clock, the time is right
To play some demos from around the world
C’mon all you indie boys and girls

Stop playing with your dinky
And get your song on CD
It’s time for Demolisten
So send off your submission, right now!

So here’s the address to send in your mess:
1 LMU Drive
Los Angeles, California
90045

So with Fred Kiko on the air
For two straight hours
He'll let you hear

The most obscure of demos
From metal heads and weirdo’s
The Goths and all the rappers
The emo’s and the slackers
From around the world

KXLU 88.9 FM
Demolisten
Track Name: Demolisten Theme (male vocal)
Demolisten on Friday nights
At six o’clock, the time is right
To play some demos from around the world
C’mon all you indie boys and girls

Stop playing with your dinky
And get your song on CD
It’s time for Demolisten
So send off your submission, right now!

So here’s the address to send in your mess:
1 LMU Drive
Los Angeles, California
90045

So with Fred Kiko on the air
For two straight hours
He'll let you hear

The most obscure of demos
From metal heads and weirdo’s
The Goths and all the rappers
The emo’s and the slackers
From around the world

KXLU 88.9 FM
Demolisten
Track Name: Demolisten (Let's Just Have A Good Time)
“WELCOME TO DEMOLISTEN”

Your strolling down the radio
And you just can’t find a place to go
But don’t you fear, and don’t you know
On Friday night there is a show

Let’s just have good time, Demolisten Yeah
Let’s just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah

“PREPARE TO ENGAGE”

Octavius and Fred, you know, are about to take control
Righting the wrongs and giving the rights to the spirit of radio
Beating the meat…standing strong
Keeping you dancing all night long

On Friday night
6 to 8
It’s Demolisten,
Don’t’ be late

Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah
Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah
Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah
Lets just have a good time, Demolisten Yeah

“YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO KXLU 88.9 FM LOS ANGELES”
Track Name: Jimmy's Ocean (demo)
As a smile is to a cry
Or black is to jive
There’s nothing so wide
As Jimmy’s Ocean

I thought there were two
But it appears there were three
So chocolate takes my lover
Into Jimmy’s Ocean

As the plot seems to thicken
The seashells begin to glisten
The chicken mounts a drink
Of Jimmy’s Ocean

So as hard as I look
And as hard as I try
I navigate my hands
Through Jimmy’s Ocean
Track Name: The 2012 Prophecy Song (demo)
It’s December 21st, 2012
The prophecies are saying that it’s all gone to hell
The earth is gonna shake us like a bad case of fleas
And no one’s gonna help you when you cry out and scream

Now clutch your throat
You’re dying
There is no hope
You’re dying
You’re on the ropes
And dying
This aint no joke
You’re dying

All alone. You can never go home.

Your consciousness is all that’s left and lost in black
Eternal fear and emptiness is all you have
You reach out for someone to touch or someone to care
But all you get is icy silence and a cold air and no one there.

Now clutch your throat
You’re dying
There is no hope
You’re dying
You’ve dropped the soap
You’re dying
This aint no joke
You’re dying

All alone. Time to hang up the phone.

Now clutch your throat
You’re dying
There is no hope
You’re dying
You’re on the ropes
And dying
This aint no joke
You’re dying

All alone. It’s the end of us all.
Track Name: The Turd Burglar (demo)
I’m the Turd Burglar
Coming now to steal all of your turds.

I’m the Turd Burglar
Coming now to steal all of your turds.

Just when you think you’ve flushed it down
In I come with a reach around
And there I am intercepting all your turds!

By day I’m just an art dealer
Selling sculptures to art people
But what I’m really doing is selling them your turds!!!

Mmmmwwwhhhhaaa-haaa-haaa-haaa!!!!

I’m the Turd Burglar
Coming now to steal all of your turds.

I’m the Turd Burglar
Coming now to take what I deserve.